Last night when Simon picked me up, he mentioned we were going to stop by friends house for a few drinks. Ok, sounds good.
When we arrive a birthday cake comes out and happy birthday wishes are flying around. Birthday, I think... who's birthday. As I look around I realise people are talking to Simon!
Ooops!!! It's Simon's birthday! What a surprise! Happy birthday to the most patient man in the world! Or "Big Boy" as your mum would say.